December 2012
7 posts
November 2012
1 post
October 2012
39 posts
Period: Let me just stab you in the uterus. Nbd
Period: You didn't like that pair or underwear, did you? Good, 'cause its ruined.
Period: Go eat a whole tub of ice cream, a cake and 3 chocolate bars, and then maybe some fried chicken
Period: I hope you like blood
Period: *le breeze* instantly horny
Period: Can I make those wrappers any more noisy? Challenge accepted.
Period: I hope your mom didn't like that bedding
Period: You're not ugly enough as it is, here, have a face full of pimples
Period: Let me just keep you up all night with some cramps
Period: I'm here for a week, enjoy bitches
Me half the time: I just want to cuddle up with you and watch cute movies and look into your eyes and tell you I love you and kiss you lots and then fall asleep in your arms.
Me half of the time: I just want to rip off your clothes and get pushed against the wall with my arms pinned up and make out and push you onto your bed and we can fuck the shit out of each other, ok.
September 2012
32 posts